hi, it is me, lea marshall. big fan of your movies. and i have like the GREATEST idea for a movie....
let’s say you cast somebody, like say, ZAC EFRON, just a suggestion, in a movie where instead of him being WAY TOOOOO YOUNG for me since he like was born while i was in college, and have him actually portraying a MUCH older guy who it would be much more appropriate for me to like have this little crush on. maybe he could be this, let’s say 37ish year old guy, but somehow LOOK JUST LIKE zac efron. then when i went to see him and got sweaty palms, it wouldn’t be all gross and creepy, right?
just a suggestion from a loyal fan. a happily married with three kids fan. who just has a teensy tinsy little creepy almost illegal crush on zac efron....
love and can you cast me in the next harry potter movie,
lea marshall
dear mrs. marshall,
we won’t be able to give you credit for the idea. because like, we thought it was really creepy and strange too. but we also realized it was a BRILLIANT IDEA because 40 year old women will be FLOCKING to the flick. see you in the theater april 17th. you might want to bring some of your friends with you. but know in your heart that zac only loves YOU. well, that is the 37 year old zac because if it was the 22 year old zac... again, creepy and strange.
love and that movie is fully cast already,
w.b.