yes, after this blog post you will NOT be the same...
you will be changed...
well, at the very least you will never look at your dusty dashboard without thinking of me...
and i may become a spokesmodel...
but i cannot take ALL the credit for this earth shattering revelation (but i think i can take a teeny tiny bit of credit). i totally stole the idea from meghan greene. but since i feed her dinner EVERY monday night, i can steal an idea or two and present it to the blogosphere and become famous from it... can’t i meghan?
anyway, meghan was borrowing my suburban last week because she had to get a new bed... a big girl bed. meghan now has a queen sized bed. let’s not advertise that too much. i wouldn’t want to corrupt her purity, she is doing a fine job of that on her own.... (can’t wait till her mom reads this... hi, mrs. greene. meghan is a lovely girl. thanks for letting adam stay at your lovely home this weekend in tampa).
ok enough with meghan’s purity, back to rocking your world...
whilst meghan was impressing the masses driving my HUGE mom-mobile (thus ensuring her purity for the time being), i was scooting around in her little cutie car. and rifling through her things...
and i found a swiffer duster in that side pocket on the door. and VOILA, i realized that my geniusness (and quest for clean living) had finally rubbed off on her.
meghan swiffers her car at stop lights. no wonder it was so clean and dust free and so unlike my car. it was brilliant and easy and cheap and CLEANLINESS is sooo sooo sooo close to Godliness that i truly do mistake the two sometimes...
so i bought me a swiffer duster at target and my life is so much better and dust free (at least in the car which is where i spend a HUGE amount of my life).
and so i was just a’swiffering my dashboard at a stop light and i looked over and the people in the car next to me were just a’staring at me. i rolled down my window and shouted, “look, you can get a swiffer and dust your car at red lights! isn’t that the best?!?!?!?!”
and they just kept staring and said something about me being sick. but i think they meant that in the good sick way... like say it with a sense of awe... “that’s sick lady”. i am sure that is what they meant.
anyway, there may be a run on swiffer dusters now that i have let the dustbunny out of the dustbin... just tell them i sent you. and maybe i can be the new spokesmodel for swiffer. or maybe they will send me a free swiffer for the back seat area of the car. perhaps one with the nice freshener scent. because that one was more expensive and dave ramsey wouldn’t let me buy it (hey, it is the end of the month and cash is king)...